{"product_id":"i-bury-things-gardening-shirt","title":"\"I Bury Things\" Gardening Shirt","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e🌿💀 \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"5\"\u003eDigging in the dirt has never looked so suspicious.\u003c\/b\u003e Whether you’re transplanting peonies or just looking for a place to put your \"problems,\" our \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"150\"\u003e\"I Bury Things\" Tee\u003c\/b\u003e is a \"10 out of 10\" for the lady with a dark wit. Featuring a beautifully detailed skull entwined with botanical blooms, this shirt perfectly balances your love for the garden with your interest in... other excavations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003ePrinted on the iconic \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"22\"\u003eComfort Colors® 1717\u003c\/b\u003e, this isn't just a gardening shirt; it’s a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"86\"\u003epremium \"lived-in\" statement piece\u003c\/b\u003e. Known for its signature garment-dyed finish and ultra-soft heavyweight cotton, this tee offers a vintage, sun-faded look that makes it feel like your favorite \"work shirt\" from day one. It’s the ultimate gift for the plant lady who knows where all the bodies (and bulbs) are buried.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e⚠️ Important Customer Disclaimer:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePlease read before purchasing:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10,1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduction Type:\u003c\/b\u003e This is a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"27\"\u003ePrint-on-Demand (POD)\u003c\/b\u003e product. Each shirt is custom-printed specifically for you once your order is placed (\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"135\"\u003eCurrent Season: April 2026\u003c\/b\u003e), ensuring the intricate skull and floral details are crisp and permanent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAuthentic Comfort Colors®:\u003c\/b\u003e We use the genuine 1717 garment-dyed heavyweight tee. Please note that the specialized pigment-dye process creates natural variations in color, giving each shirt a unique, \"antique\" character that looks better with every wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSizing Advice:\u003c\/b\u003e These tees feature a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"36\"\u003eRelaxed Unisex Fit\u003c\/b\u003e. For a standard comfortable fit, order your regular size. For that trendy \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"129\"\u003e\"Oversized Gardener Aesthetic\"\u003c\/b\u003e (perfect for pairing with leggings or overalls), we recommend sizing up \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"232\"\u003e1–2 sizes\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAcceptance of Terms:\u003c\/b\u003e By completing your purchase, you acknowledge that this is a custom-printed item tailored to your specific size and color selection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e✨ Key Features:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBotanical Macabre Graphic:\u003c\/b\u003e Features a high-definition skull and floral arrangement with \"Maybe Plants, Maybe People\" typography. 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